You’re An EXTREME Redneck When…
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying ‘Hey, guys, watch this’.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines’.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
15. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.
16. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
samiam60
August 1, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Good Afternoon Pardners
AFVET
August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm
You enjoy cleaning your rifle while reading your Bible.
samiam60
August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm
I’ve done that………..lol
Muse1876
August 1, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Funny. Gun in one hand and Bible in the other. Obama said like they cling to their guns and Bibles.
He should go up into a holler of KY, TN or WV and see how far he would get with that statement.
samiam60
August 1, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Great find Muse. I had forgotten all about those words and Hillary s response to it. Thanks for sharing this with us my friend.
Muse1876
August 1, 2012 at 8:35 pm
Sometimes my brain hits smart streak! But thank you friend.
Muse1876
August 2, 2012 at 11:49 am
Use these as you see fit. Who is the racist? I thought we were one country, not blue states or red states but the United States. How dare he be this raicist? Can you imagine what would be said it a Romney had a store like this for white Americans. My blood is boiling!
http://www.barackobama.com/african-americans
https://store.barackobama.com/obama-2012-store-collections/obama-2012-store-african-americans-for-obama.html
samiam60
August 2, 2012 at 12:17 pm
This SCREAMS OF RACISM and yet no one will speak out against it because of Political Correctness. You are right, if Romney or any other White American dared to cater to White America it would be all over the Media and Riots would break out nationwide.
It all sickens me. This is the land of Opportunity and since the end of the Civil War the Majority of Blacks never put forth the effort to secure those Opportunities nor will they ever.
They traded the Cotton Fields of the South for the Welfare Checks of the North.
Its all just a Crock!
Muse1876
August 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm
They have products for black women, Jews, LGBT, animals but I didn’t see anything just for WHITE women. I despise this man. We need Radio America that will give all the truth no matter how ugly it is. I go to RT to get some of the news. I have seen things about America that our MSM wouldn’t touch. Are we really free, I don’t think so.
samiam60
August 2, 2012 at 3:25 pm
New post is out for Voting American:
http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/some-things-about-president-barack-obama-i-bet-you-didnt-know-part-one/
samiam60
August 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Our Christian Friend and Patriot Susan could sure use our support and encouragement today. Please stop by her blog asap my friends:
http://shortlittlerebel.wordpress.com/2012/08/01/beware-of-your-pediatrician-school-counselors-americans/
Muse1876
August 2, 2012 at 3:48 pm
I am so glad I don’t have any young children. I will pray for her. God bless
samiam60
August 2, 2012 at 5:12 pm
Lib Troll Alert for all who are interested:
http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/the-grey-haired-brigade/#comment-20784
samiam60
August 3, 2012 at 6:34 am
New Post is out for Village of the Banned:
http://ireporters.wordpress.com/2012/08/03/president-obamas-you-didnt-build-that-speech-just-wont-go-away/
samiam60
August 3, 2012 at 7:13 am
New Post is out for Voting American:
http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/08/03/some-things-about-president-barack-obama-i-bet-you-didnt-know-part-two/
samiam60
August 4, 2012 at 8:04 am
New Post is up at Voting American (part three) in a series:
http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/08/04/some-things-about-president-barack-obama-i-bet-you-didnt-know-part-three/
samiam60
August 4, 2012 at 12:32 pm
New Post is out for Village of the Banned on Respecting the President:
http://ireporters.wordpress.com/2012/08/04/respecting-the-office-of-the-presidency-vs-respecting-the-president/
samiam60
August 5, 2012 at 8:43 am
New Post is out for Voting American:
http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/08/05/the-most-important-election-in-the-history-of-the-united-states-is-coming-november-6th/
samiam60
August 5, 2012 at 9:18 am
For those of you who still have not signed up for Twitter I would encourage you to do so as this election draws near. I spend a good deal of time on Twitter each day getting our message out and the results are phenomenal as far as results and reaching the largest audience in the shortest amount of time. The Conservatives on Twitter are on fire for America and will re-tweet your posts to an ever expanding audience.
I am reaching more people on a world wide basis then I ever could with just my blogs. The interaction and support I receive from my Twitter Friends and Followers on Twitter by far exceeds my wildest expectations.
Twitter is by far the best resource we have available to US for turning the tide of this Election.
Please consider Twitter as your vehicle for reaching the American People with Our message. It can change minds and give US victory come November 6th.
samiam60
August 6, 2012 at 6:08 am
New Post is up for Twilight’s Last Gleaming on Warren Buffett:
http://twighlightslastgleaming.wordpress.com/2012/08/06/warren-buffett-comes-up-with-a-solid-plan-to-end-the-deficit-right-now/